Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Real Conversations I'm having with my dentist...

I fancy myself my dentist's favorite patient...and I think that is somewhat accurate considering that all the hygienists hang around during our conversations...

Today's 1 hour cleaning-turned 5 hour re-creation of cracked fillings was no exception. 

On the topic of a bite guard:

"So my jaw hurts...right here." I said and pointed to right under my ear. 

"We might need to look into getting you a bite guard, for you to wear at night."

"A bite guard? Do you never want me to get laid again?"

On the topic of the surprise cost of today's fun:

"Does your wife need a gift or something? This is expensive!"
"Well try to stop breaking your teeth. This is why you can't have nice things." 

On how tired I am:
"I'm sorry to report Doc, but I drink nothing but Coca-Cola. I need the caffeine. I'm tired all the time."

"Have you considered developing a coke habit?"

"Doc, I can't even put afrin in my nose."

"Dump it in your cola, that's how they intended the stuff in the first place."

On the topic on NWA:

D: "Good old NWA, What's your favorite Ice-Cube song?" 
Me: Unintelligible non-sense.
D: "yeah, but i like "Today was a good day better."




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